Yum yum man

The man who comes to snatch your body away from you at night while saying the words "yum yum yum"

The yum yum man ate me out last night

by Off white man 68 May 31, 2019

Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

The Birmingham Burly Man

Stemming from Alabama folklore about an enormous fellow, the Birmingham burly man is an individual who is well upholstered; somebody who wears their stomach at their knees.

Damn, look at the build on that guy. He could pass as the Birmingham Burly Man

by Savery17 August 1, 2019

ahhhh come on man

Something bullshit politicians say when they are trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

A fuck job, a ripoff

Hey Joe are you going to make America great again?
Ahhhh come on man, you know the thing.

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Tom the Mail Man

An absolute legend in the underground scene, and one of the most versatile artists that exists. He can sing, rap, play video games, stream, and do all of that AT THE SAME TIME. Everyone needs to listen to him.

Person 1: Oh my god bro, have you heard the new Tom the Mail Man song?
Person 2: BRO IT'S SO FIRE, I HONESTLY LOVED SSIE AND NOW HE'S DROPPING MORE STUFF!
Person 3: Who's Tom the Mail Man?
Person 1 & 2: Let's show our homie how fire this man is

by 2extra May 11, 2021

As a bisexual man..

said by Bilzo in the halloween stream by Tubbo.
Context:

Tommy: "I want it up the ass"
Tubbo: " Why would you want it up the ass"
Tommy: "Bilzo take it away"
Bilzo: "As a bisexual man..."

*Something awkward*
Someone: "As a bisexual man..."

by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021

the big sus man thing

if you shit in the kitchen sink and shout "SUS" 69 times at 4:20 AM the big sus man thing will appear and grant you three wishes, but do the opposite of what you wished for

me, shitting in the sink: SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS

the big sus man thing: hello child, I will grant you three wishes

me: I wish for immortality

the big sus man thing: *kills me*

by illiterate neanderthal February 9, 2022