main bird

Hockey slang for girlfriend

Bro: bro, check out those puck bunnies, A1 ay?
Bro: nah bro I already got a main bird

by Go wilds November 14, 2023

Medic Main

A rare variety of TF2 player who spends the most time playing the Medic class, whether out of necessity or voluntarily.

Medic mains are either very kind, very chill or a whiny dunce who blames all of their deaths on their teammates. A Medic Main is not to be confused with a Medic Girlfriend, though the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Medic main: Hey guys can we get a pyro to spycheck?
*Medic main dies to a spy once again*
Medic main: *incoherent mic spam*

by DogOfSwords November 17, 2023

Rammatra Main

Cool edgy Zenyatta with a long dildo and fisting powers. The rammatra mains like to shove their fist up the enemies ass whilst jerking off to torb feet pics. If he doesnt kill the enemies with his giant fisting powers they will die of the ptsd uncle rammatra did whilst touching their no no spot

Billy: Hey who do you main in overwatch?
Jason: Rammatra
Billy: Please spare me i dont wanna be raped
Jason: COME HERE BITCH LEMME LICK YA
Billy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason then catches Billy raping him and then jerking to torb feet pics
Now thats a Rammatra Main

by Pythapot December 7, 2022

Maine Flamingo

An Ostrich

A variety of ostrich found in Northern North America known as a “Maine Flamingo”

I’ve been raising Maine Flamingo for over a decade

by dr dance December 10, 2022

Main Bird

Better than Dave's Hot Chicken

Main Bird Hot Chicken is better than Waffle Bus.

by HadiDrippedBirria December 17, 2023

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023

Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS

A shitty school but somehow the best in the area. The principal is a douche and the vice principal looks like big bird. The students are the worst, the pretty ones are bitches, the ugly ones think they’re the shit. There’s furrys, nic fiends, and there’s only a few okay people.

“Hey don’t you go to Maine-Endwell Middle School/MEMS?”
“Unfortunately”
“Didnt the 7th grade math teacher have a relationship with one of his students?”
“Yup”

by Fml____6 April 10, 2023