monkey link 

A phrase reffering to the tiny little monkeys that hang on to eachother. Meaning when a clique is chillin and some random kid is continuously trying to include himself/herself.

Coolkid1: Hey guys lets get pizza tonight!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!

monkey link by bigmoneybri February 9, 2008

Monkey's Breakfeast 

When the man inserts a banana in the woman's vagina and eats the banana while performing oral sex. It got popular after a couple in New York told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.

Last night we did the Monkey's Breakfeast, it was amazing!

Monkey's Breakfeast by tikihead January 19, 2010

Monkey Ducky 

Combined efforts of Monkey Ducky create the worlds most intellectual super heroic creatures. Without the two, we would not exist.

"I love Monkey Ducky, for teaching me the ways of life and love"

Monkey Ducky by Jack the Knifeeeee April 5, 2010

monkey-pissed 

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.

Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.

monkey-pissed by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010

Monkey Pancakes 

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

Monkey Pancakes by BigButt.SoWhat? March 3, 2011

Monkey Grind 

A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.

Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.

Dam that gurl does a good Lazy Monkey Grind

Monkey Grind by Dr Love Monkey May 4, 2011

Monkey Dipping 

The act of bmxing, or traveling on bike. Usually up-taken by gay men.

Monkey Dipping- 3 Faggets riding their bikes around when theyre bored.

Monkey Dipping by MonkeyDipper May 29, 2011