Mike Oman 

A person that is likely to draw a penis at the drop of a hat. He has an abnormal intrest in the offensiveness of the male falus. A Mike Oman is also known to anonymously deliver paper wrapped boxes of his own urine.

Did you see that that penis? Somebody totally Mike Omaned that shitter stall. What is this box? It better not be a Mike Oman!!

Mike Oman by Brettdogg March 12, 2010

Mike Smith 

The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.

Mike Smith is an asshole

Mike Smith by PaulBlartUpYours October 10, 2019

hot mike 

A Hot Mike is when an anus is pressed against a vagina while the anus expels diarrhea.

Jenni wanted me to give her a Hot Mike, but I'm not into feces and sex.

hot mike by Brownson Pincheau January 7, 2005

mike-posner

To take something that isn't yours and make it your own.

I came up with that already, you can't just mike-posner it

mike-posner by bbllmaniac September 1, 2010

mike 

fat piece of shit

She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike

mike by Pheonix311 October 31, 2011

dirty mike

when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.

" i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend"

dirty mike by court2knee October 13, 2008

Mike Wazowski 

He is the best Disney pixar film character.
His best friend's name is sully.
he is the best monster 4 ever.
he has a big dick.

A:omg did u see mike wazowski last night?
B:of course how can u miss him he is the best living thing his swag level is beyond 9000
A:well he raped me in the mouth
B:be happy you gonna give birth to baby the new son of god
this is my new religion.

Mike Wazowski by dildo the dinosaur November 3, 2018