I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
Get the meaning of life mug.An app where you create anime-styled characters called gachas, and then force them to do things against their will, preferably nsfw actions.
Person 1: What do you think about gacha life?
Person 2: You say those words again and I will kill you.
Person 2: You say those words again and I will kill you.
by gacha_cringe_enthusiast November 2, 2019
Get the gacha life mug.Originally a sticker on the back of cars used to denote a surfer, bodyboarder, or general beach bum whose life centered around the ocean or related beach going activities. Ever seen a 32 year old man whose primary activity was surfing and working on his tan? That person would have a salt life sticker.
Unfortunately the trend spread to senior citizens, wanna be hipsters, soccer moms, and other persons wishing to inform the world that yes, they too have visited the beach at some point in life and they have the sticker to prove it.
Unfortunately the trend spread to senior citizens, wanna be hipsters, soccer moms, and other persons wishing to inform the world that yes, they too have visited the beach at some point in life and they have the sticker to prove it.
Dude: "Check out this wicked Salt Life sticker I just got for the back of my car!"
Me: "That's really lame dude. My Grandma has one of those on the back of her wheelchair and aren't you afraid of the ocean ever since you got raped by that dolphin?"
Dude: "I don't want to talk about it."
Me: "That's really lame dude. My Grandma has one of those on the back of her wheelchair and aren't you afraid of the ocean ever since you got raped by that dolphin?"
Dude: "I don't want to talk about it."
by Froturist March 1, 2009
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Y'all make sure it is poppin out there
Dont front
Y'all make sure it is poppin out there
Dont front
by ''U Fat MotherFucker'' March 29, 2004
Get the Life goes on mug.by Jnelsonmarka March 21, 2007
Get the Social life mug.The state of mind that results from some terrible beat in life that causes oneself to go visibly crazy and perform further self-destructive acts in public.
After getting his pocket aces snapped off for the third time in a row, the poker player was then 86'd for throwing his cards at the dealer. He then went on life tilt by throwing his remaining chips to the rest of the players as he was being escorted to the cashier where he promptly pulled down his pants and took a gigantic dump to show what he thinks about the card room.
by bretroth November 6, 2012
Get the Life Tilt mug.A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.
Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"
"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."
"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."
by Once Again March 17, 2013
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