the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010

left on red

when you text someone and then ,then they don't text you back when they've obviously seen the text.

i texted her to days ago and she always checks her phone
" then you got left on red. move on."

by maekaelaygi rl April 4, 2020

Swipe Left

The words "swipe left" was first used to reject future spouses, potential dating partners, and/or Hillary Clinton on the infamous dating app, Tinder. The phrase has devolped over time and now describes anything remotely ugly or detestable.

Ex 1: Pineapple on pizza? Ughh, swipe left.

Ex 2:

Girl: Hey! where're you from?
Guy: Florida.
Girl: Swipe left.

by quincy Adams March 4, 2019

Hot Leftovers

This is when a HOT lady is sleeping and while she is sleeping you ejaculate on her face.

I went on a date with a smoking hot girl. We went back to my house and had crazy sex. After sex I stayed up and she went to sleep. I got up and ejaculated on her face. When she woke up she was shocked of what happened but I stood by her and laughed my ass of and seramed HOT LEFTOVERS!!!! Oh good times...

by BigDMan19 February 23, 2010

elvis has left the tube

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"

elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)

by Elzeal December 28, 2005

leetster

A similar site to that of myspace, but for people that play WoW.

"Dude, why don't you ever check your leetster?"

by gOOglEy03 May 15, 2006

Left Rule

a rule created in which 2 people kiss, and turn their heads to the left, rather then the normal right.

even though it may be odd at first, it seems to be much better.

once you learn the "left rule" you will never want to go back to any other way.

by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007