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The key to paradise

The penis

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"I gave her the key to paradise last night"
by Directioner369 May 2, 2024
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Kei-le-ot

Kei-le-ot is a chinese american name for a newspaper in new york. It was named after keileot jiambbnong who made the first news paper.
Kei-le-ot was in the newspaper
by Ho ying mrs spooner May 11, 2018
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Dice key

A different way of saying daisuki in Japanese
Sabun: Yo I dice key that guy *says for the 23rd time
by Kylie I love you September 28, 2021
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Jun Kei

A word to describe a person who wastes time with unnecessary questions.
"What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023
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Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys
After our argument I almost key-checked that guy
by topbinsonly May 13, 2024
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Key deer

Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.

Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.

But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
“Is that a key deer colony?”
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024
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my key

random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
by JOFFERPLAYS May 16, 2018
mugGet the my keymug.

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