jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.

If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.

by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

Jacksonville Jumping Jack

While at a concert, on the second tier a man jumps off the ledge performing a perfect front flip, while performing the flip he shits and cums all over the crowd.

hey did you see john last night? he pulled off a jacksonville jumping jack.

by chestersmokington October 24, 2010

Jump Nibba January

A parody of No Nut November and that one about December big nibbas use.
On the 1st, you jump one nibba, The second 2, and so on until the end of January.

Josh - Hey Aaron, are you doing No Nut November?
Aaron - Lmao, no I'm practicing for Jump Nibba January.
Josh - What's that?
Aaron - You'll see in January when I beat ur little nibba ass lmao.

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018

squirrel jumping on a trampoline

When you stretch your scrotum and bounce your penis up and down like a squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry, I don't want to see your squirrel jumping on a trampoline.

by nrcraddo October 12, 2017

Trying to Jump to The Moon

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Trying to do something that seems to be impossible

Friend 1 is trying to make an invention without any knowledge about anything related to it.
Friend 2: Hey, stop trying to jump to the moon!

by Nocaerc January 16, 2020

japanese jumping jacks

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

by Jayspicious December 2, 2022

Lobster jump scare

A image of a lobster Screaming in the background

Jafar: yo do you want to see this video I just watch

Dave: oh sure let me see

Lobster jump scare: (screaming sound effect)

Dave: (scream)

Jafar: hehehe

by Jeff2279 August 28, 2022