Jonathan

The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.

Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.

by wooby55 October 8, 2014

Jonathan

A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.

Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no

by Ben Sacer October 31, 2016

jewish joint

A spliff. 2 parts tobacco, 1 part marijuana.
An implication that the person contributing the contents of the spliff is too cheap to fill it with only marijuana.

Poser Stoner: Bro, I just rolled this shit up? Wanna blaze?

True Stoner: Did you roll up another jewish joint or is it the honey dutch?

Poser Stoner: Oh, its a spliff.

True Stoner: No thanks.

by Crackbaby1989 March 10, 2009

Janitor

A Janitor is the kinda guy who pulls girls so hard, that he practically cleans up all the available girls, leaving none for anyone else.

Wow, look at Dean go. He's The Janitor.

by dspirsoni June 4, 2014

janitor

To be intoxicated.

Also used as an adj.

I'm so janitored.

we're getting janitored tonight.
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Dude, thats janitor as fuck.

by X1 CHIMAIRA 1x April 6, 2004

Jonathan Belcher

Governer of Massachusetts from 1730 to 1741

Kid - Who was the Governer of Massachusetts from 1730 to 1741?
Parent - Why Jonathan Belcher of course!

by Jeff Belcher February 9, 2007

[joint]

A small cigarette-like roll of weed. See: blunt

Damian: Yo betch, pass me that joint
Gretchen: No you lindo-hogging piece of shit, it's mine!

by Hydee June 12, 2008