The Joker

When you finger a woman on her period and wipe the blood across her lips and ask her: Why so serious?

When my girl was on the rag I gave her the joker.

by Mr. Nasty Nate June 20, 2009

Joker

1.) Overly-used unoriginal "essay" nickmane. Along with "Lil' Joker"

2.) A down-sydrome retard in the WCA clan.

Beaner 1: "Hey Lil' Joker you got any money?"
Lil Joker: "Fuck you essaaay"

by Luler February 7, 2008

Joker's smile

The result of putting a knife in someone's mouth and then slicing both of the victim's cheeks so that he'll look like the Joker(Batman's arch-nemesis), thus putting a permanent clown's smile on his face.

The Joker himself is known for doing this to his victims in the movie The Dark Knight.

If you dont stop laughing at your own stupid jokes, I'm gonna give you a Joker's smile bitch!

by Terminus_Est September 30, 2008

jecker

ugly bitch who talks shit and knows it

deseray diaz, amanda de marie, jesse mower-i didint say that- sum1 else did. MANY other people

by Manda February 26, 2003

Joker

When you eat out a girl while she is on her period. You come up with "joker" lips.

JACK: "heyyy r u on ur period?"
SHITHEAD: "umm.. yeah?"
JACK: "lets do the joker"
SHITHEAD: "aight"

by gpam June 28, 2011

Fence Jockey

Urban youths who spend all their free time sitting on fences near pay phones while shouting at traffic and attempting to sell drugs.

Look at that bunch of fence jockeys sitting by the 7-11.

by Landric April 1, 2003

Diesel Jockey

One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.

Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.

'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.

Conversion costs:

1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230

The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.

My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey

by Carlos the Diesel June 24, 2004