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Jade

A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.
hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade
by ifwegivealittlelove November 22, 2021
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Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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Jade

Jade is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. She is someone you don't want to muck around with. A very naturally beautiful and gorgeous girl and is someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday of your life with and is someone you can always count on to be there for you in your lowest times!. she is someone who will love you no matter what. She is a vibe and the life of any boring time. She can make your day go from boring straight to fun. She loves music and singing loves her Coulter, loves doing art and is very smart. She loves to help people . And is also the best when it comes to solving problems. She has the most kindest heart ever She will look after you with her hole heart. And most importantly she has a heart of gold and is the most Goofy and love Abel person.
Jade is the most Goofy loveable and caring person you will ever meet
by Te manawakoa November 22, 2021
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Jade

March 2021.

ADJECTIVE.

Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.

ETYMOLOGY.

Derived from:

1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).

Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.

2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."

Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
1. Jenna: "I'm jade, bro..."
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."

2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
by WTH900 March 14, 2021
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Jade

A friendly and kind hearted person who loves eating old milk.
oh.. she is such a jade.
by PAMHASVAGINATEETHANDHASAPENIS November 2, 2021
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Jade

Definitely, whoever has a Jade has everything. Jade is a Japanese French mestizo, aged 24 and currently working as a tattoo artist. She likes animals, has four dogs and a rabbit at home.

Jade is a lovely woman, likes to help people and is very helpful.Of course, like everyone else she has her peak of joy.

She is outgoing, makes jokes (bad), but he always manages to get a laugh from his friends.
do you know Jade? Oh yeah! she is my cool girlfriend.
by jadinha November 24, 2021
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Jade-Lene

Jade-Lene is a beautiful person with an amazing personality she’s a great friend as well as a great girlfriend. If you ever come across a Jade-Lene in your life, you need to hold on to her and never let her go. Jade-Lene is a very energetic person who also loves her peace and quiet at times. Jade-Lene will always stick by your side through the worst of times and will defend you in any means necessary.
Jade-Lene is my favorite person
by Jade-Lene November 19, 2023
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