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Texas Instrument

A gun. A choppa. A burner. You need a Texas Instrument to calculate math problems and a Texas Instrument to stay calculated. Stop playin' wit me.
John: Don't let me catch you in the streets

Tevin: I ain't worried. I keep a Texas Instrument on meh
by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020
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Peabody Institute

Pretentious conservatory that is a part of Johns Hopkins University. Absurdly high acceptance rate but we filled with students and faculty who think they are better than they are.
Me: I went to the Peabody Institute at Johns Hopkins University!
Them: Don't they have a 52% acceptance rate
*awkward silence*
by tubaplayerrr March 11, 2021
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Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.
"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."
by Digital Dan September 11, 2012
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Woodstock Collegiate Institute

Very cliquey. Very small. Very annoying teachers. Some very BAD teachers, theatre based, pretty talented musical theatre kids, that focus more on theatre than their grades. Some great people at this school. A common place to catch WCI students is union burger, the library parking lot, and coffee culture.
Woodstock Collegiate Institute is a mediocre school
by the virgin mary 82 July 4, 2018
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Memes I stole from Instagram v2000

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse
Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl
by some random jojotard May 22, 2020
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Police gym instructor

A failed police officer than cannot make it as a regular police officer. A position in which the officer can do nothing and still brag about being on the force.
Typically these officers have not made a collar in many (many) years.
Pete was so inept at being on the street they assigned him as a police gym instructor.
by Revenge of Felixx October 1, 2021
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shitposting on instasewer

dude 1: yooo did you post anything new?
dude 2: yessir i was shitposting on instasewer just last night
dude 1: tf i mean like actual social media
by A hater of Steve December 15, 2022
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