Minecraft

why did u search this up u know what it is

Jimmy: Minecraft
Bob: yes

by ChunkyAlien February 9, 2021

Minecraft

A multiplayer game, that you can play with friends, do parkour, roleplays, survive and creative, its hard at first, but when you know the game its easy.....

Notch Created this game for kids to have fun, learn really cool things

Guy 1: THIS GAME, minecraft IS SO STUPID
Guy 2: Prove it, you cant because its so fun, it has everything you want in their, and you can ask notch for updates
Guy 1: OH BOY i want to play MIINNNNEEECCCCRRAAAFFTTTT NOW!!!!!!!
Guy 2: lol

by 051nivag May 23, 2018

minecraft

cancer

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer

by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018

Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

minecraft

the most successful program written in java

minecraft is the most successful program written in java

by anonymous May 25, 2024

Minecraft empires

A minecraft server that has recently collabed with hermitcraft and also a minecraft server where you own an empire of silly things

Guy 1: “Hey bro have you seen the new collab with hermitcraft and minecraft empires?” Guy 2: “Yea bro”

by I need help 2023 February 14, 2023

Minecraft

A highly advanced computer simulation program, developed in Germany, in 1938, built with the purpose of helping plan military operations Weiss, Gelb and Barbarossa, as well as to aid the Einsatzgruppen in the systematic slaughter of Jews in occupied areas in the wake of Nazi forces.

"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft"

by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 29, 2018