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Gym Hippie

Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.
Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'
by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018
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Hippie Kiss

To straight men kiss cum on each other's face then make out and jerk each other at the same time then one goes upside down and tied into a chair then the other guy gets his armed chained to the ceiling and swings his dick into the first guys mouth the first guy is on a rocking chair and rocks on the dick back and forth.
I had a crazy hippie kiss with Bob last night, that shit lasted for hours.
by jacknack April 24, 2024
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Hippie

"those hippies are gay"
by xzdopiehfo February 16, 2022
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Narciss-hippie

An individual who has excessively repackaged every spiritual and humanitarian ideology and turned it into their entire personality as an excuse to be intriguing to strangers while fleeing responsibilities. They can often found floating through music festivals on Molly with no idea where their children are.
Jennifer is a narciss-hippie so she won't won't be eating non-organic tomatoes but would prefer to snort synthetic drugs and rip hand rolled cigarettes for 72 consecutive hours.
by Mr. Jorgensen December 3, 2023
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Hippie

that motherfucker that hates video games and Zoomers because the age of technology was rising rapidly
That hippie killed my friend because he was playing fortnite and watching tik tok all day
by Imagodsobeit_yt December 7, 2019
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hippie ruv

Something by the power of animal crossing where ruv becomes strawberry crepe cookie
by Latmond March 26, 2022
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The Hippie Triathlon

a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).
'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'

Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?

Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
by Mcg_McG_McG_McG November 2, 2018
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