heather

an ugly stupid dyke fuck that should go hang her self with hooks in her neck and get lit on fire and just burn in hell

"did you hear what heather did this time?"
"dude i dont even care, shes a stupid dyke fuck"

by H03xF0SHO June 26, 2009

healthist

1. the practice of health insurance companies denying coverage for pre-existing conditions.

2. the practice of physicians assuming that their patient who presents with a particular disease or disorder practices certain behaviors.

1. If Aetna weren't so healthist, I might be able to afford these medications.

2. Don't assume that all diabetics have terrible diets--that's healthist.

by ridgebardo September 12, 2009

Heather

Referring to the idea of being a desperate bitch who constantly complains and cheats on men to get attention (not to mention cybering and fucking them 6+ times a day). You do NOT want to be a heather, it is very bad.

Wow she's a Heather.

by Oxyc0tt0n November 4, 2010

heather tarbreath

this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.

"Heather Tarbreath wants it bad, but i havent been able the get to the price club this week..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

Heather

A hoe.

wow you're being a real heather right now.
stop fucking my mom, heather.

by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 14, 2015

Heather

A very pretty girl with a real crappy attitude. Hates everything and everyone unless it possesses a penis...then she'll love you long time. Never bring her to meet your parents, that's a no no. She thinks she's the hottest chick on the planet but she's only average. She'll sleep with your best friend in a heartbeat. Oh heathers are nasty little skanks.

oh that's heather, she's got the hurp

by erieri August 3, 2011

Healthify

(v) The act of attaching an aspect of "health" to a food that would never be considered healthy.

They healthify chips these days because a lot of chips have no trans fat and 35% more fiber.

by lurgio April 3, 2008