Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
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Get the Tony Hawk Syndrome mug.A Dearborn hawk is a guido esque male typically in his teenage years that lives for attention. Consisting of tattoos, always showing off for the girls, driving like a complete moron in his car his dad barely can afford and spending long nights or “sahras” at hookah lounges, gas station parking lots, or in his other hawks friends garage playing 400 while also smoking hookah. Their language consists of Arabic and English mixed with derogatory terms and having to include wallah bro and on the Quran in every sentence.
he’s such a Dearborn hawk, he drove down ford road 5 times making sure to downshift right at the bp, he wore glasses while its 10pm and managed to have a hookah cup in his car.
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