Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.

Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.

by Tiny nips August 30, 2013

umbrella hat

A hat with an umbrella connected.

That guy has an awesome umbrella hat for the rain.

by GollyGee July 14, 2014

Dallas hat trick

When you drop out of high school in grade 9, get pregnant before you're 20, and spend the rest of your days glued to Fox News

Darlene doesn't hang out anymore, not since she scored that Dallas Hat Trick.

by Theamazingkodi March 27, 2015

Peter Hat

Slang term for a condom

Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.

by super dave December 9, 2014

holey hat trick

Having oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same encounter.

How did it go with that girl last night?

I pulled the holey hat trick!

by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014

octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.

Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat

by Stonewalljackson January 5, 2015

Gravy Hat

A prank that involves waiting until a friend passes out and then take a shit on their head. You then mold the fecal matter to the shape of a hat using something starchy (eg. Corn flower, hair spray, etc).

Kyle gave Tony a huge Gravy Hat last night, looked like a fedora!

by Khaosbringer October 14, 2015