guitabled

The politically correct way of saying guitarded.

Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.

by meagherboy September 5, 2008

[Guitar Zero]

Someone who plays guitar hero on easy when online.
May or may not have passed medium, expert and hard but insists on playing on EASY all the time.
Prcatises so much they will always get 100% and win.

Gary: Aww man that sucks, you just lost playing Guitar Hero. You must be gutted.
Judy: Nah not really I was playing a complete Guitar Zero

by Elkie :) September 27, 2008

GuitaRSI

Repetitive strain injury from playing too much gutitar simulations

I think I have GuitaRSI from too much Rock Band

by DonQuiPunchy October 14, 2008

gurtank

An offensive term used to describe a person who is sexually aroused by kid's slides.

'Piss off you GURTANK'

'please leave the park you GURTANK'

by Stv20000 December 21, 2008

guitarded

being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.

Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded

by waffles and pancakes January 9, 2009

Guitar Hero deafening

An ear pain that a gamer gets after playing Guitar Hero with the music blasting for hours.

I just got Guitar Hero deafening because I just listened to the rock music and played for three freaking hours!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

guitar bureau

The place in one's home where the guitar for playing Guitar Hero is kept. Usually applied to the Wii version of Guitar Hero 3, Guitar Hero Aerosmith, and Guitar Hero World Tour.

I always wondered where our guitar bureau is.

by Seshie April 13, 2009