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Goosemen

The goosemen is a a man used as a party tribute. The goosemen is taken from the streets and served at the party where guests take turns stabbing the individual.

Essentially the goosemen initiative is a ritual preformed at a party by a select group who are known as the hardest partying people known to man. It is known to greatly enhance the party and cannot he rivaled.
Party white bro 1: hey I heard we’re going to impale the goosemen at the party this Saturday?
Party Host: indeed, the ritual ™️ is currently in preparation and will be ready for us.
Party white bro 2: sweet!
by Chad The Impaler July 8, 2019
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Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.
Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.
by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019
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Goose

A truly despicable being, summoned from the depths of hell to torture humans for eternity
Goose appears
Everyone: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
That one guy that stays behind: are you challenging me goose
Goose stabs him
by NotDuckBtw January 30, 2020
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Goose stuffing

To forcibly defecate into a persons mouth.
The mobster held the man down and gave him enough goose stuffing to choke the man to death.
by Violater777 February 23, 2020
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Goose

A degenerate from Newton Massachusetts who never learned how to interact with people. His jewfro interferes with the signals from Mars that tell him how to act, and speaking to girls is harder for him than a 7th grader with Tourette's. His room is an exact copy of what you think of when someone brings up Osama Bin Laden's jihad afghan cave, and he tells girls to get their p**sy juice off his bed. Nice call, goose.
"Bro, DBAG - Dont Be A Goose"
"Goose, put your 2 month old dishes in the sink"
"C'mon bro get out of your room and socialize, don't be a Goose"
by MikeHuntisSweaty February 24, 2020
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Gooseboob

A Informal way to say goodbye, goodnight, basically aloha but just for goodbye, created in 2020 during the great goose rampage of the internet
Gooseboob! See ya next time!
by BillyTheBob12345 November 3, 2020
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Goose

hot, cute, a person who you find good looking
Jacob Elordi is so goose

Me: You are so goose
Them: Thanks you too
by saghottie42 January 11, 2022
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