Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy

I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone

by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 25, 2024

Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind

Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish

by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 March 02, 2018

music gooning

When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.

Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already

by Herelick Mycrotch May 25, 2024

Arctic Wind Gooning

The act of allowing the crispy winds of the arctic to goon for you

Man it’s windy, just like that time I was arctic wind gooning.

by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025

Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.

"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."

by Power Gooner 5090TI February 01, 2025