Google Chromebook

- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.

My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.

by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019

Googooli

It means "Super Cute"

OMG Tabassom your are the googooliest in the world

by Nyar1997 May 7, 2019

googlenial

any one born after 2010

Egor, look!another googlenial crossing the road with both eyes planted on smart screen.and it's a four lane highway...

by thegoblinsaint June 29, 2019

googly ass bitch

name is teagan. shes really not cute and thinks shes so perfect

look at that googly ass bitch. her name must be teagan

by gaymanz January 22, 2020

Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.

John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.

by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020

Google Search Rant

A google search rant is when youre mad at a family member or something, and you just type(but not search) things mean about them in the google search bar.

Friend: What did you do last night Patrick. Patrick: I was really mad at my dumb dad so I basically just went on a google search rant all night.

by WhiteVanMan489 June 22, 2020

Google slides

The ultimate and powerful slides that only the gods posses

Juanquavius: hey did you hear that Alex got the Google slides?

Shaggy: like yeah man, I heard he's one of the only gods the possession such a powerful possession

by Lord farquaads dad August 7, 2020