googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

googleable

v. Something which you may wish to search for on Google, or any search engine

"Try to find his email address"
"It doesn't seem to be googleable"

by CharlotteSell October 18, 2008

google mom

A mother who can find anything easily in a messed up room

Wow, you are a google mom. You know every corner of your child's room.

by Chutkoo December 5, 2009

googled

to be in a relationship with someone who works for Google, and therefore is a kept man/woman.

Jessica? Oh she got googled. She meets her boyfriend at work to eat the free Google lunch and then they go on a Google bike ride.

by nyk2663 June 1, 2011

Googlepeckler

Someone who usually goes on google to search porn while getting around the safety blocks on the computer.

Hey, man how'd you get around the blocked sites?

Oh, I'm just a googlepeckler.

by Alexis Trahaha September 5, 2011

Google Mum

A "Google Mum" is a non-technical affine girl or woman, which hasn't any computer skills but is capable of using "Google".

She: "Hey, where do i get an antivirus software from"

Male1: "Why don't you just google it!"

Male1 to Male 2: "'Damn her, she isn't even a Google Mum"

by Ltd_Dan82 November 5, 2012

Google+

A shitty app that desperately tries to become a decent social media website when in reality the only way they've ever earned the amount of users they have is because of how they latch onto YouTube like a leech or else nobody would care about it's existence (and rightfully so). It features:
-Awful platforming and organization.
-Shit people without any form of social life
-The holy grail of horny, roleplaying 10 year olds and up.

We all hope that any active Google+ user never actually reproduces in real life. Or else the future of our planet will be filled with sensitive snobs who have trouble connecting with other human beings who attention seeks at every opportunity they could take.

Joe: Wow! Google+ is an amazing app! I love talking with pathetic nobodies!
John: Please get laid, Joe.

by Croconaww November 16, 2018