(Not to be confused with Guerillia Tactics)
Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.
The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
Gorilla Warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which small groups of big, strong alpha males, run at the enemy forces from multiple sides while wearing furry costumes (preferably ones that resemble gorillas). As they run towards the enemy, they will start throwing bananas at them and scream as loud as they can.
The Idea behind this tactic is to confuse and disorganize the enemy lines before the main attack, so that the army can easily kill them off.
by Darth_Nox May 19, 2022
Get the Gorilla Tacticsmug. The act of giving a girl anal while pounding your chest, right before you finish you say oh-oh like a monkey and start thrusting even more violently.
by Full throttle May 19, 2016
Get the cave gorillamug. by OhMyTwat June 5, 2023
Get the Gorilla Gripmug. Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.
Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.
To watch the gorilla channel
1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.
To watch the gorilla channel
1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018
Get the Gorilla Channelmug. Gentleman #1 - ...they going gorillas, huh
Gentleman #2 - I don't even know what that means
Gentleman #1 - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Gentleman #2 - No, it's not, it's gross
Gentleman #1 - Gets the people going
Gentleman #2 - I don't even know what that means
Gentleman #1 - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Gentleman #2 - No, it's not, it's gross
Gentleman #1 - Gets the people going
by Kate and Ashley May 16, 2025
Get the going gorillasmug. A fun virtual reality game with 5 year olds screaming and 8 year olds screaming. In the game, you are a gorilla with no legs and you must bounce off of your surroundings to not get tagged
Bob: hey wanna play Gorilla Tag
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore
Dave: ohhhh that’s what 8 year olds do. I’m not your babysitter anymore
by ShowerTowel104 March 4, 2022
Get the Gorilla tagmug. As your wife sleeps you nut ( sprinkle baby juice, man fat ) in one of her hands. Shave your man meat ( woody wood pecker, Morning glory stick ) and put your fluffy fur in the other hand. Then tickle her with a feather under the nose and see which hand she wipes her face with. Either she gets a white mask or she gets a gorilla mask.
I played Gorilla Roulette with your mom last night, she's still picking off the hairs from her face and palm.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
Get the Gorilla Roulettemug.