Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.
by cooliestcat January 16, 2010
by Elwood Hamilton November 11, 2007
vaginal hair of long length with the appearance of a man beard, typcially flowing to the mid-thigh or knee.
by meatychops April 14, 2010
A person overzealous about taking out trolls, to the point that nearly no one can discuss a subject with varying points of view because the least criticism, controversial statement, or personal opinion is viewed as trolling.
I was banned from an ethics discussion board because a billy goat who resented my views reported me to an admin.
by rudejude June 19, 2006
Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
by Robyso May 25, 2006
Verb. A form of masterbation where a man uses his free hand to "pull" his balls back and sandwitches them between his legs, creating a "kinky pain" and extending the length of time before he shoots his load.
Duck: Do you guys ever squeeze yer balls between your legs when your wanking?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
Ramsay: What?! Like self-goating?
by mosh_rave January 25, 2009
A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.
When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."
by TheGoatHerder November 17, 2010