I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 21, 2010

pippity poppity give me the zoppity

A black-man-phrase from the television show The Office

Michael Scott: Pippity poppity give me the zoppity
David Wallace: wtf, Michael, u make no sense

by thnksfrptrck January 24, 2017

National Give your Girlfriend a Gift Day

Give the loved one of yours a gift!! October 24th is National Give Your Girlfriend a Gift Day.

Find something to give to her and appreciate the moment. National Give your girlfriend a gift day.

by jacob-ganes October 23, 2019

National don’t give a fuck day

Everyday you don’t have to give a fuck what anyone says cause it’s stupid asf and you don’t give a fuck😂

National don’t give a fuck day example Random person:“Your fucken ugly and worthless” Me:”I’m sorry you confuse me with someone who gives a fuck”

by Fuck the free world idgaf May 24, 2018

I haven't a fuck to give.

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Don't Give a Fuck

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.

girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.

by Implying713 October 8, 2011

National Give a Guy Your Hoodie Day

Give a guy your hoodie day💗
Make him happy :)
So technically just give a guy your hoodie on September 25 to someone like a friend or your boyfriend

Guy: "It's National Give a Guy Your Hoodie Day

by theresnogender September 23, 2019