Futtle

Confusion of foot when striking an inanimate object!

:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

futted

fucking gutted same principal as hutted

"babes you coming alton towers?"
"naa babes i can't, got no dolla"
"im futted for you kid"

by lazio November 19, 2007

Future Champion

A user on TinierMe who is not gay.

"I want to be like Future Champion when I grow up!"
"Naw man, you gay!"

by Uchimi May 2, 2010

Futuremark

Best computer forum ever

Go to futuremark now

by adf January 24, 2004

futazi

A site that promice that will update but will not.

Starting March 20, high school will never be the same.
Starting July 31, high school will never be the same.
Starting September 30, high school will never be the same.
Starting March 20, 2005, high school will never be the same.

by gillberg March 9, 2005