A gay fish is someone who simply doesn't get it. This person may believe that they are an expert on a topic ( and in some cases they may actually be) however more often than not they will just be feigning intelligence in order to look more important.
Sarah: I am an expert on foreign policy because I can see Russia from my house!
Joe: Damn, the female gay fish.
Joe: Damn, the female gay fish.
by Captain Caveman III September 21, 2009
Get the gay fish mug.A dirty vagina that smells like it is the "fresh catch of the day". Oh yeah, then you eat it and love every minute of it!
by beavertooth November 8, 2002
Get the Spicy Fish Taco mug.The act of performing manual sex (fingering), underwater. If parties involved are truly disgusting, and unaware of health hazards to themselves and others, possibly in a public place, like at the pool. Also known as Sub-Aqua Manual Sex (or SAMS to veterans of the Underwater-Erotic world.) Any person who has performed this feat eight or more times is known as "An Octopus" and often revered as somewhat of a disgusting legend.
Lad 1: Dude! I'm off to do some fish fingering down at the Lido.
Lad 2: Wow really? How many times is this now?
Lad 1: This'll be my 8th.
Lad 2: Oh my god man! You're gonna be an octopus!
Lad 1: Yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed...
Both: *shudders*
Lad 2: Wow really? How many times is this now?
Lad 1: This'll be my 8th.
Lad 2: Oh my god man! You're gonna be an octopus!
Lad 1: Yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed...
Both: *shudders*
by The Onion-Mangetout-Raddish July 21, 2009
Get the Fish Fingering mug.When somebody, could be a friend, makes you sniffs his/her fingers after they stuffed em up some pussy.
"Maaan, my bro Robert gave me the fish sniff after fingering Roberta."
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Get the fish hook mug.The act of grabbing/rubbing a mans package either through the fly of his pants or over the pants. The fish hooker uses one or two fingers, curled in a hook shape to perform the manoeuvre.
Check out that dude fish hooking Wayne on the Dance floor! His fingers are going to smell like Duck Butter!
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