Finger crugg

A hypotheticalshoe that is part ugg, part croc, and part those weird toe shoes called five-fingers. The unholy foot trinity. All hail the exalted shoe.

H: I emailed DSW an idea for finger crugg shoes.
M: What are those?
H: They’re like the turducken of footwear. The warmth of ugg boots, the toe separation of those weird toe shoes, and of course the holiness of croc shoes. Perfection.
M: I need these in my life immediately.

by hm.athena February 17, 2021

Finger my bootyhole

When you ask someone to play with your bootyhole

I asked Corri to finger my bootyhole

by Love for you March 10, 2021

finger sperm

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant

me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant

by coochiegurl1000000 January 15, 2021

Finger Painting

When you cum on a girls stomach or back and then use your fingers to spell out words or messages or draw pictures.

So I was fucking my check right, and I pull out my cock and came on her stomach. Then I used finger painting to write “We’re done” to let her know that our relationship had reached its conclusion. I think she got the message

by Enk75 January 28, 2021

Finger Blast

Another name for Bang Star Blast energy drinks. It'll wake you tf up like getting finger blasted (digital stimulation of the vaginal walls, getting fingered, fingering, etc.).

Girl: "Hey, hand me that Finger Blast."

Guy: "the whaa-?"
Girl: "Star Blast energy drink, it'll wake you up like getting finger blasted."
Guy: "awesome."

by Billy7's Ghost January 29, 2021

Finger shui

Mostly for women this is a technique employed to ensure that when a person masturbates they are properly aligned with the furniture arms on the couch potted plants and chi lines. Proper alignment with the redolent chi helps promote more intense orgasms particularly in women.

Finger shui is a technique that really works! Now I've gotta. Figure out a way to get the stains off the couch before my husband gets home!

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

Finger-counter

Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.

Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.

by DanZhukovin April 5, 2021