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Fonding

A specific (unicorn-like) type of bonding characterized by an organic balance of sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, and communication. FONDING is rare. It’s a heightened, more sophisticated form of ‘friends with benefits’ that is not threatened by ‘catching feelings’, jealousy or miscommunication. Key traits of fonding are: shameless honesty, lack of pressure, and mutually understood expectations

You can not ‘fond’ instantly with someone. To earn the label of fonding means to prove that your relationship can outlast the trials of doubtful peers, social norms and inevitable events & emotions that need navigating.

Fonding exists only in relationships where romantic intimacy is avoided with each other. This lack of romance can be effortless or intentional. Each participant can and likely will have or at least entertain the idea of romantic intimacy with others outside of the Fond. These are discussed openly with the other.

If you come across a successful Fond ~ observe carefully, learn and study it. You will likely not get many chances in your life to be in the presence of two people successfully fonding.

Ps. FONDING IS NOT DATING.
The two were not dating, nor were they friends-with-benefits; they had successfully been Fonding for months now.
by Cat James September 16, 2021
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Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.
I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.
by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021
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Fondlement

The marks left behind from touching, playing, or otherwise caressing something or someone.
Look at those fondlements all over her jeans.

Who left these fondlements all over my car?!
by GabGab42 January 26, 2022
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Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish
John was absolutely floundered last night!
by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022
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Fondoodles

Keira booth in Southport pizza hut #slavaoverthewaiter
She fondoodles herself in the bathroom
by Jacko888 March 28, 2022
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Fondle

To rub or stroke/play with passion
She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”
by Mike.R April 19, 2022
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fondlation

Caressing your partner's shaft and testicles whilst relaxing on the couch during a Netflix binge.
Also popular during long drives in the car.
I sit on the couch with my gorgeous fella. I make him remove his pants so we can share our love for fondlation while we watch Netflix shows.
by SimonSparkie April 25, 2022
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