The real jamal

A very sexy black man with a big black 13 inch dick with waves and go to Woodlawn Middle School that all the girls want and have a cousin name tony

That sexy drop of chocolate who is that

Oh that the real Jamal

by Why the fuck you wanna know May 5, 2018

sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.

"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."

by Mr Special July 8, 2019

unbelievably real

Too good to be true, yet it is, in fact, true.

The relationship between us, or this perfect match that has been made, is too good to be true, but it is definitely true, or unbelievably real.

by SurfsNaked September 13, 2016

The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

the real stranger

when you bend a girl over a window ceil (so her head is out of the window). you do the switcharoo with a friend then leave. go outside and wave to her so she she can see you thru the window

hey man watch this we gave her the real stranger. She thinks I'm fucking her and I'm gonna wave too her!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

Real Nigology

The Religion of being a real nigga. An honest nigga. A strong minded nigga. A healthy nigga.

Him: “I vouched to never get high or drunk, it’s against my religion. Real Nigology.”

by Real Nigga Jakob May 30, 2022

Real camping

To be contained in your room hidden from the rest of fucking human civilization

Dam Aliyah why you be real camping so much, ddddaaawwwwggg

by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019