Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

hook eye

A disease that affects fisherman that get obsessed with finding the right hook.

Bill: Hmm... Too long...

Bob: Hey, what's with bill?

Lacy: Oh, yeah, he's got a bad case of hook eye.

Bill: No, this hook isn't thick enough...

by Forest Lunchable September 21, 2022

Snail Eyes

When someone is lurking over your shoulder at what you’re doing or engaged in what you have going on, such as being on your phone or on the computer.

For example, looking over your shoulder at what you’re doing ok the computer, phone or on homework or a test.

You: *texting or looking up something on your phone*

*someone leans over you shoulder and reads what you doing*

You: Damn, you sure have some snail eyes!

by prosperousdefines December 12, 2020

pidgeon-eye

A constant, vacant look in one's eyes indicating lack of even basic intellect.

Paris Hilton is a hottie, but she has major pidgeon-eye.

by Sue Feuer June 20, 2006

eye dust

somebody or something that one hates very much.

She is like eye dust for her stepmum.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 2, 2014

spazzy eye

One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.

"I can't see that far ahead as I have a spazzy eye"

by Oosky84 December 4, 2011

Eye Gravity

The force that prevents one to look away from something, no matter how hard they try.

Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.

Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.

by Spydg July 29, 2010