Bofus Eyes

When the eyes of a person are crossed or are both looking in different directions.
That girl was staring at me and she was staring at you. She had some bofus eyes because she was staring at bofus.
by PossessedByBertrum July 11, 2010
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Nigga Eyes

The ability to spot a valuable car stereo from a mile away.
Damn, that milk nig’s got some nigga eyes, I just walked away with this dope alpine deck.
by EastSideCrackaKilla January 26, 2022
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Eye Gravity

The force that prevents one to look away from something, no matter how hard they try.
Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.

Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
by Spydg July 29, 2010
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pee eye

pee eye = the urethral meatus or orifice of the glans
the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye
by gringo feliz October 10, 2013
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False eyes

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught
Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan
by TheAbusementPark May 26, 2013
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The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.
In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.
by poopyshmoopy1 August 17, 2015
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Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
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