Dylan 

Best child of school

That's a Dylan

Dylan by c00nslayer69 November 22, 2021

Dylan 

A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.

-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan

Dylan by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021

Dylan 

Absolute legend, pulls all the hoes and real g, must be treated with respect

Look at that Dylan, legend

Dylan by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021

Dylan 

A kind, loving boy who should be cherished by those closest to him. Dylan is a one in a million and is the nicest person you will ever meet. This is definitely not written by a Dylan and is definitely not biased. Dylan’s are the best type of people.

Person A: ‘’ Have you spoke to Dylan yet, I’ve heard he is nice?’’
Person B:‘’ Yes, he is generally the nicest person I have ever met’’
Person A: ‘’ What’s your name?’’
Person B: ‘’Um……. Dylan’’

Dylan by DJ433 November 22, 2021

Dylan 

A large line of ketamine, also called a "Dill" or a "Dilly"

'Yo dill me'

'Rack me up a dylan'

'Shouldn't have stood up so quick after that dylan'

Dylan by McGuirki69 November 22, 2021

Dylan 

Synonym for ‘poop’

I really need to Dylan right now

My dog takes the biggest Dylan, you wouldn’t believe it

I really hate when she Dylans all over the place

Dylan by God_jdhdhsusheb November 22, 2021

Dylan 

A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.

I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.

Dylan by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021