Douche Suitcase

A person that is capable of being a douche wherever they go...

Susan was a douche suitcase at last week's conference in Las Vegas.

by Joe umich81 September 6, 2013

douche bag

Kanye West

Kayne West is the world's biggest Douche Bag

by tufaznail October 28, 2013

douche frigate

When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.

"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"

"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

douche riot

A douche riot occurs when a group of "lads" or "bro's" take part in any douchey activity,most commonly a series of high 5s.

Setting- Gym.

4 guys
1 guy setting up 225 on the bench with three spotters.
3 guys to spot him
Guy on bench descends weight 5 inches and gets help with the rest; the douche riot begins with everyone taking part cheering and ends after everyone in the group has bro hugged everyone else

by ChunderMonkey December 3, 2013

Douche-Dragon

A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others

Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche

by King of Douche January 10, 2014

Douche

Dick, Obnoxious, un-educated, cocky, half-cocked, entity.

Joe is a Douche.

by baTman2.0 February 8, 2014

Doucheasaurusrex

Someone who is a massive douche bag and keeps wondering why people want to leave thier work section when they keep being a huge douche bag and asshole.

MSgt is a Doucheasaurusrex, he got pissed at me for asking Luis for help then wondered why we all want to get out early.

by Terd furgesson March 12, 2014