Doing a Charlotte

Ordering something for an event, then it ariving the day after.

Jess-'have you get your dress for prom yet?'
Charlotte-'Yeah... I orderd it of the internet. Should arive the day before'

It didnt

Helen 'Im gonna order all the stuff for the party tonight'
Amy 'Why? Its in two months time?'
Helen 'Cus i dont want to end up doing a charlotte'

by Doing a Helen September 26, 2009

'Doing a Bex'

when a person stupidly throws an electronic device across a room.

James threw his laptop across the room, " what was that!, he was 'doing a Bex'

James threw his phone in anger, 'Oh no i just did a minor Bex

by Bobby blue March 22, 2013

doing physics

you say you are doing your 'physics' when in reality you are messing around or doing what youre not supposed to be

ex: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he was looking at porn.
ex2: He told his parents he was doing physics, when in reality he and his friend were beating Gears of War on 'insane' mode.

by crashtestdummy March 7, 2009

Seagal-do

-noun

1. A philosophy that teaches the many ways of Steven Seagal.

2. A cock puncher.

3. A bad actor.

Q. What is the secret of Seagal-do?

A. The secret is not to act, but to be.

by B. Patterson August 30, 2009

Incredible-doings

The use of two words together, created by Patrick May. Incredible-doings means:
1. Something good you've done
2. Something amazing someone has done
3. Some music recorded on an audio tape

"Wow, those were some incredible doings."
"I think I'll listen to some incredible doings."

by Patrick May May 5, 2004

Doing a Viki

To make a HUGE mess whilst cooking

Damn it, you're doing a Viki all over the stove!

by Sololegends June 29, 2019

Doing a Leslie

1. To masturbate on webcam (so called because Leslie Grantham was caught in his Eastenders dressing room doing just that)

2. To generally be a sexual deviant in an unpleasant manner (we can thank both John Leslie the British TV presenter, accused of some nastiness to one Ulrika Jonsson, and the aforementioned Leslie Grantham for this usage)

I was idly browsing some webcam chatrooms today when, much to my disgust (though not surprise), I caught my friend Chris Doing A Leslie from his pad in France.

by Chris Meme November 16, 2007