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jack disease

A condition popularized by Robin Williams's role in the movie _Jack_. A person with the "jack disease" is an ugly, ugly 20-something who looks like they're fifty. To be avoided at all costs.
Damn! That Swiss girl is fucking ugly; she has jack disease!
by Javier Hdz May 19, 2006
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mandy germ disease

It is a bacteria and virus that is uncurable. It spreads through both female and male, attacking the genetilias. Spreading the disease known as "The Mandy", or an British slang for "Itchy Balls and Ovaries". The virus mutates in the Breast, in particular the left breast.
You just got the mandy germ disease, stay away from me, you may make my balls itch too.
by Casey Parker April 8, 2008
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Kraft Disease

1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.

2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.
As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.

She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.
by Poisson December 16, 2005
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TJ Shagging Disease

When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles
Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease
by mattyj123 January 11, 2012
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motor neuron disease

Motor neuron disease causes sufferers to be all shakey and what not.
This results in things such as poor handwriting skills and little if any ability to make sense.
Person 1: "Harry has terrible handwriting."
Person 2: "It must be his motor neuron disease"
by Rory G September 22, 2005
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Black Skin Disease

Being born of black skin, usually born from black parents.
Donte has black skin disease, thus rendering his skin black.
by dice37 October 14, 2008
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mad clown disease

a 3 piece Punk Band Trashing Songs , and having a fucking excellent time doing it...people leaving the show are often affected by mad clown disease, which induces the inner Clown within to explode, bring undetermined concequences
Oh "Mad Clown Disease"are on i think ill take off my top and expose myself to all.
by rev_neil October 12, 2007
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