The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.
Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.
Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!
by Zyeed April 19, 2019
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