Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

Dirty Erwin

When someone named Erwin ties Cherries to a string and then uses them as sex toy on the girl of their choice (usually done While watching anime or enjoying a good book) Don’t let Erwin fool you though, once those cherries are In it’s hard to say if they are ever coming out.

I was getting bored of our nightly routine of what happens in the bedroom so I decided I was going to try out a dirty Erwin on my girlfriend.

by Lovely_Peaches_69 April 18, 2020

Dirty goulet

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but you give her a goatee, a'la Robert Goulet.

I went to Vegas, picked up a bombshell & gave her a Dirty Goulet to teach her a lesson.

by Sir Roses Artie March 22, 2008

Dirty Wouter

When you have sex with a girl with an artifical eye and during intercourse she takes out her eye and you fuck her in her eye socket.

The only reason I am with that girl is to eventually try to pull a Dirty Wouter.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 17, 2021

Dirty Bean

When a guy has sex with a girl and sticks his whole shaft in her including his balls and makes her wetter than a waterfall

Holy shit dude I dirty beaned that bitch

by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty Squal

The act of eating gluten free Italian cuisine from another's orphase.

"What did you do with all that left over gluten free pasta?" "I gave Madison a dirty squal right in the pussy"

by Superqual January 4, 2017

Dirty lydia

Sucking penis' on a plane

Are you doing a dirty lydia

by Yolo220919 July 28, 2021