Dirty Hyacinth

The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.

Give her a dirty hyacinth its mad sexy.

by AssLikker March 28, 2019

Dirty night clown

A man or boy who follows home women and girls thinking that they'll have sex

You see Jeremy I heard he's a dirty night clown

by Titty crisont October 31, 2019

Dirt on god

To have dirt on god is a way of describing someone's situation as being so successful that it seems like they know god's secret and are leveraging on it to gain favours.

Emmanuel has things going easy for him, it feels like he's got dirt on god.

by Emmanuel Biose April 5, 2020

Dirty Aislinn

Even though she may be a genuine person and is always expressing her feelings, she fails to mention her freaky side. She can go down whenever and no one knows (it’s basically a secret talent)

My best friend is a Dirty Aislinn

by northwesteastsouthwest April 12, 2020

dirty gearshift

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.

yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!

by wherearemyparents April 13, 2020

Dirty Fitzsimmons

When your eating a gay guys ass and he shits in your mouth then you enjoy it while having a jerk circle with your dog.

Yo, Michael just pulled a Dirty Fitzsimmons!

by Tom McGowan April 16, 2020

Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

by derfferguson April 17, 2020