Skip to main content

Cunt Nectar

The absolutely, wonderful, delicious, fulfilling, thirst quenching, greatness that comes out of a BEAUTIFUL girl’s cunt.
Nick: WOW I just had the best meal of Cunt Nectar.
Tyler: What is Cunt nectar?
Nick: The absolutely, wonderful, delicious, fulfilling, thirst quenching, greatness that comes out of a BEAUTIFUL girl’s cunt.
by bratcher114 April 4, 2011
mugGet the Cunt Nectar mug.

Team Counts

A team that exceeds expectations, rises to any occasion and surpasses any obstacle. Recognized for perseverence, competence and excellence in all endeavours.

Team Counts is an expression used to define a type of team that other groups aspire to be.
Wow, that group is really Team Counts!
by Tommy Truth May 7, 2010
mugGet the Team Counts mug.

Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.
Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."
by HeroHandy May 4, 2019
mugGet the Toledo cunt transfer mug.

ye daft cunt

why did you spill that ye daft cunt
by suicidal sandwich November 12, 2017
mugGet the ye daft cunt mug.

colder than a nun's cunt

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.
by rnathenson October 9, 2009
mugGet the colder than a nun's cunt mug.

cunt fucker

not an insult but can be used as one if your pissed, "shut up you stupid cunt fucker"
by burka August 20, 2006
mugGet the cunt fucker mug.

cock gobbling thunder cunt

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.
"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"
by tyler stephen November 5, 2007
mugGet the cock gobbling thunder cunt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email