An absolute disgrace, a stinky mess and horrid influence, a rabid infectious irritant, decomposing corpse of the most offensive act of life known to man, a pit of hopelessness; at the very least - this is a putrid cunt.
by dundeerobots September 8, 2016
Get the putrid cuntmug. English equivalent to the Italian "porco dio". Since the literal translation to "pig god" doesn't seem to touch anyone's heart in English, the holiness is retained and united with "cunt" to complete the recipe. Still effective to this day.
by John Qwerty April 19, 2014
Get the holy cuntmug. A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos
Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point
by Fuckhead Farley December 12, 2021
Get the Cunt Earthermug. by GreaterJeans83 July 20, 2018
Get the Cunt Nuggetmug. by Cody Brown, Stephen Bateman February 2, 2008
Get the cunt bucklemug. white creamy fluid secreted from the vagina by a woman or girl when she becomes sexually excited; aka pussy-juice
After she orgasmed, her cunt-goo flowed out of her hot snatch.
by h thurber November 23, 2004
Get the cunt-goomug. An abhorrent individual who panders to every single desire of a corporation, or multiple corporations. The corporate cunt is most typically seen slaving away gleefully under the employment of said corporation(s); Merrily dancing the capitalist dance whilst their paymaster dictates their every move, like a pathetic little puppet. They derive great joy from their puppetry, much to the disgust of the non/less-delusional folks, who are all too aware of their depressing, degrading, soul-sapping plight as corporate puppets, and have the misfortune of coming into contact with them. As a result of this joyful stimulation, the corporate cunt dedicates their life to advancing their puppetry status in the form of 'promotions', and can therefore usually be found in - or working towards - management positions within the corporation.
The corporate cunt can be seen in many forms, although usually the individual can be seen prancing around in a boring suit, or perhaps a cheap, pitiful looking uniform if they are lower down the 'career ladder'. They can be either male or female, and of any race. Originality is frowned upon, and therefore their personal grooming styles are very much 'middle of the road', to an eye-gougingly mundane extent.
Devoid of charisma, compassion, and decency, the corporate cunt plays everything 'by the book,' for they have been brainwashed extensively in order to perform their role as effectively as possible.
The corporate cunt can be seen in many forms, although usually the individual can be seen prancing around in a boring suit, or perhaps a cheap, pitiful looking uniform if they are lower down the 'career ladder'. They can be either male or female, and of any race. Originality is frowned upon, and therefore their personal grooming styles are very much 'middle of the road', to an eye-gougingly mundane extent.
Devoid of charisma, compassion, and decency, the corporate cunt plays everything 'by the book,' for they have been brainwashed extensively in order to perform their role as effectively as possible.
Man 1: "Fucksake man, I was three minutes late 'cause of the traffic and Paul's gone and given me a written warning!"
Man 2: "What a joke! I tell ya - that guy is an A-grade Corporate Cunt if ever I saw one; Fucking jobsworth - He lives and breaths his job. I despise him, with every single facet of my being"
Man 1: "Spot-on my friend, spot-on - he's doesn't realise that he's just another drone, rearranging the deck-chairs on the sinking ship of life"
Man 2: "What a joke! I tell ya - that guy is an A-grade Corporate Cunt if ever I saw one; Fucking jobsworth - He lives and breaths his job. I despise him, with every single facet of my being"
Man 1: "Spot-on my friend, spot-on - he's doesn't realise that he's just another drone, rearranging the deck-chairs on the sinking ship of life"
by Bob Clancey September 23, 2013
Get the Corporate Cuntmug.