cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

by Cattle March 11, 2003

Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

The Crunch

A sex move where someone shoves their head up their partners ass, then thrashes their head against the wall, crushing their partners pelvis.

"Hey girl, wanna do The Crunch?"

by Hospital Bandit April 2, 2016

Credit crunch

When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.

I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!

by Sir Veisaid October 13, 2006

crunchies

those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice

When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first

by EmRo May 22, 2006

Cruncher

An enthusiast and volunteer participating in one or more large public distributed computing projects (eg SETI@home).

"The stats show that DataMuncher501 is no longer an active cruncher"

by MonteZuma September 16, 2006

Crunchy Mike

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.

Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.

by Ciggie Bone April 24, 2009