Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass

That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.

by Hipigs March 14, 2017

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

Fire Cracker it

To put in multiple tampons, and tying the strings in the same manner you would tie together multiple fire frackers

"I only have lights so imma Fire Cracker it."

by Jejfjw May 4, 2016

edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.

Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.

by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018

The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity

"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"

by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019