collinge

A girl rippin azz. When an attractive girl farts in a large crowed of people.

That girl did a major collinge.

by Stefoinay August 29, 2007

Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011

Phil Collins

It's a drink made by drinking a Tom Collins and a Cosmopolitan at the same time, from two different glasses, from two straws. The combination of those two drinks results in a Phil Collins

After drinking two Phil Collins I ended up all wet.

by Ouroborous May 13, 2005

Collinscarmen2

The Man, the God, the being to mute thousands of men and women, mortals or even Gods, he is a legend, the legend of the tuba server

Person A: "Holy fuck man! Thats Collinscarmen2"
Person B: "OH NO, DELETE THAT FUCKING MEME, ITS GENERAL CHAT"

by RandomWeebInTheInternet October 27, 2020

Colin

Your friend who dosent make any long-term relationships but always has a Girl friend. Thinks hes good at games but always gets carried by the other weeaboo trash he plays with on robox.

Hey Colin! Hit or miss, i bet you always miss huh? Got a girlfriend, bet she doesnt miss yuh, she'll fuck someone else and she wont miss yuh!

by The moist duck December 1, 2018

Beat Up Colin

To masturbate, often in a frantic or frenzied manner.

Dude, I was so bored I beat up colin 8 times last night

by iwannagobeatupcolin March 17, 2009