carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.

That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.

by Funny thing... i don't actually have a name... May 16, 2008

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

The Cocker

Two in the sack. One in the back.

Did you hear about the gay version of the shocker?
No!
Its called the Cocker!

by Erik and Joel September 25, 2011

Equatorial Cock

A tropical drink made from spiced rum, ginger and lime (banana and passion fruit variations are often promoted by the limp-wristed). Indigenous Caribbean tribesmen believed that drinking an Equatorial Cock was the gateway to cosmic blessing.

Holy Shit! Did you see the fish he caught after drinking an Equatorial Cock

by Slor July 25, 2012

Tyler Cocktail

Tyler cocktail is when one guy pours any two kinds of alcohol beverage in to your asshole then he plugs you up with his dick then shakes you until the drinks are mixed, then you leak the drink out of your ass in to a pitcher and serve it.

Bro I got so fucked up last night from a tyler cocktail it was cray-cray, I was scared to do it but said fuck it yolo.

by vegasbeast November 13, 2012

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Cheese Cock

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.

person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.

by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017