clown shoes

the epitome of not being fresh
or
something that is not good

man that was clown shoes

by joe scheibling December 11, 2007

clown shoes

bapes

soulja boy- i got me sum clown shoes

by yandawgisag October 18, 2008

Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.

Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

Clown-Dip

The extreme and absurd application of make-up or any cosmetic products.

Examples are routinely seen in the Hispanic gang culture amongst their women. Some are extreme and take that style to the grave. See "Chola" if there is a description for that.

Why in the hell do you have all that Clown-Dip on?

by TNW October 20, 2007

Clown Big

When something is so abnormally large that it's funny.

"Did you see how big her ass was? It was clown big."
"Dammit Dave, I told you to stop styling your hair like WAM! Now it's clown big. You look clown big gay!"

by salesgirl December 27, 2008

clown lie

A lie only a clown would think anyone would believe.

The judge knew it was a clown lie.

by Knotty Johnny June 14, 2009

Clown's belt

a sphincter that is lacking in elasticity

"don't go there mate, my pal kicked her back door in a couple of weeks back and he reckons she's got a backnose like a clown's belt!"

"that fuckin' stinks,and it didn't even make a sound bruv, you must have a clown's belt!"

by Lord Crobfish July 28, 2009