Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.

Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.

by Ladywithadayjob July 1, 2018

Carter

Fat faggot

Carter can’t get girls

by Carter gnome July 2, 2018

carter

A big fan of being the normal average person to being a geek or some kind of show/hobby.

Damn, carter is really doing his best today.

by lizards are cool :) February 23, 2018

Carter

A neo-nazi that is in denial

Carter I must kill ze Jews

by Carter 卐 February 28, 2018

Carter

She is the prettiest person I have ever met. She has a great personality, she is so so kind and funny. She is good at every thing she does, she is the closest thing to perfect

Boy- She is so pretty

Girl- Her name is Carter, and she is more than that, the is on the basketball team, soccer team, she does live stock
Boy- She sounds perfect

by Eli Holden March 24, 2018

Carternese

A three credit class where you must be equal to or below 5' 3" to take.

I studied for hours for my Carternese test, and I still failed. Did you just reply with "no" to every text message?

by TheOneWhoFallsALot July 11, 2018