British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap

A proper British Cap scalds the penis

by anonymous March 24, 2023

Tap the cap

The process of tapping your toe against someone else's knee cap in the intent to turn them on.

Hey sexy, can I tap the cap?

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

Finesse the CAP

You lied so bad that your lie isn’t believable;

You straight finesse the cap bro!

by NiyahWiyah July 10, 2018

I smell cap

When you think that someone is bluffing is about a certain thing they say they're about to do

For example that nibba Jaylin said he was gonna cuff someone but I told him I smell cap from him

by capsmellersupreme November 8, 2018

sharp no cap

nova (northern virginia) slang, basically means i’m hip to these facts; pretty much the same as both facts moe and no printer, just fax

person 1: man, it’s fucked up how humans really ruined the environment
person 2: facts moe
person 3: sharp no cap

by regnovabinch March 11, 2019

king of cap

when someone lies so much to the point where you can not differ truth from false.

Person 1: Bro you friends with Chad
Person 2: That dude lie so much he must be the king of cap .

by CoochieObtainer November 28, 2019

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020