california hot roll

Californian Hot Roll is when during intercourse, the man will dip his penis into a bean burrito right before he cums. filled with a Cleveland steamer saved from the night before he will present it on a plater in a fine establishment presented is a California roll. the customers surprised to be cummed on as soon as they try and take the plate and the burrito starts to slide causing a great sensation due to the memories of the Cleveland steamer that was saved from the night before, getting jizzed on!

Corey: massage go last night sissy mays tug and rub I heard they have good sushi there

Shawn: it was awesome I was especially surprised when I got the California hot roll from some extra spunky customer you know how I love dick

Corey: I know how you love your dick that must have been awesome For You especially when it's covered in s*** your favorite

by Californian Hot roll June 24, 2017

California spicy roll

When you put hot sauce on your cock and fling it around to make a mess

"You were so drunk last night, you gave the party a california spicy roll"

by Roughrid3r73 June 30, 2017

Calitude

Someone's attitude after they visit or live in California. Typically someone with a demanding attitude along with some pretentiousness.

Ricky! You got a Calitude now!

by David Cholley July 31, 2017

California Dreamcatcher

When one partner involved in one-on-one sexual intercourse sneezes into the open mouth of the other partner. Ejaculation optional, but recommended.

"Jace, Eric, and Tammy totally tried the California Dreamcatcher because Jace and Eric didn't get flu shots."

by momjeansdadknobs November 28, 2017

california wang sauce

The sexual confidence that somebody from California has, compared to the rest of the U.S.A.

Have you met the new guy, Isaiah, he's got that California wang sauce.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

California Corn Dog with Ketchup

A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.

Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"

by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018

california tip

When one tips or is tipped with marijuana

“I worked late shift last night but someone in the drive through gave me a California Tip!”
“Let’s spark it!!

by elitjsh February 2, 2018