Chris Berman

Worst thing that ever happened to sports broadcasting. Is considered to be the transfat oozing, prostate cancer causing, racoon piss smelling, face of ESPN.

Son: "I want to be like Chris Berman when I grow up dad!"
Father: Shoots son in the face with sawed-off shotgun.

by YourGirlMyHouse November 23, 2011

chris crocker

See 'fag' or 'faggot'.

Chris Crocker is a fag.

by Casey m February 29, 2008

Chris Brown'd

Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)

"hey, that dude just Chris Brown'd that chick!"

by Bobaloo222 February 20, 2009

Chris Kamrada

the sexiest beast of a drummer with abs, perfect hair, and gives a shitload of hugs. from there for tomorrow (the band) and in some pictures appears not to have a penis. even though he really does, he's too good-looking to not have a penis.

I want to have CHRIS KAMRADA's babies, pronto

by SALAMISALAMI August 8, 2008

Chris Breezied

When a man assaults another woman she has just been Chris Breezied. Derived from chris brown whoopin Rihanna's ass..

Person 1---"Man, i saw a couple arguing last night at the park, what happened?"

Person 2--- "I heard that bitch got chris breezied!"

Person 1--- "Dang is she in the hospital?"

Person 2---"Probably"

by T Swivvles February 15, 2009

chris pinne

to have overly large boobs for a male

to sexually harras women

hey dude you got really big chirs pinne

yes officer, he chris pinned me.

by gage cameron rulllllllz July 7, 2009

chris rock

The funniest comedien to date. Has a book called Chris Rock "Rock This". Chris Rock Never Scared was one of his best skits. He's ill.

Chris Rock "Rock This" was the funniest books ever. READ IT!

by AK February 24, 2005